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Combo of teaching Mom to save photos from email/web while using 2.7k connection has made me a zombie. 2 weeks ago

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Thursday, 7 August 2008
Combo of teaching Mom to save photos from email/web while using 2.7k connection has made me a zombie.

By AlanCalvert 2 weeks ago. Add Comment
Friday, 18 July 2008
Just discovered a bowl of lentil soup in the microwave. I'm pretty sure it's from last night. Is it left overs if I never started it?

By AlanCalvert 1 month ago. Add Comment
Thursday, 19 June 2008
Joy of Joys, coffee and watering flowers in the morning sun.

By AlanCalvert 2 months ago. Add Comment
Thursday, 8 May 2008
Warmed and nearly ate expired corn-dogs yesterday. Need to somehow reconcile my worry of wasting food and my sense of self-preservation.

By AlanCalvert 3 months, 2 weeks ago. Add Comment
Tuesday, 6 May 2008
Note to self: Always check the vendor license before buying "Artisan Chocolate Fudge" at the Grower's Market.

By AlanCalvert 3 months, 2 weeks ago. Add Comment
There's nothing quite like new socks in the morning. They feel like victory. Yeah... Victory Socks.

By AlanCalvert 3 months, 2 weeks ago. Add Comment
Saturday, 3 May 2008
I inhaled a bug whilst bicycling three hours ago. I'm pretty sure it's still trying to escape.

By AlanCalvert 3 months, 2 weeks ago. Add Comment
Was told by a 9yr old that if I want to keep my girlfriend I'd better get a job, because "that's how girlfriends work".

By AlanCalvert 3 months, 2 weeks ago. Add Comment
Sunday, 27 April 2008
friend: "ooh yay. (husband) is here with popsicles, cigs and vanity fair. gotta go heal!"

By AlanCalvert 3 months, 3 weeks ago. Add Comment
Monday, 31 March 2008
I love the look on people's faces when I say I've never read "To Kill A Mockingbird".

By AlanCalvert 4 months, 3 weeks ago. Add Comment
Tuesday, 25 March 2008
Friend to me "You're reading to each other?!? I thought you were going to take it slow?"

By AlanCalvert 4 months, 4 weeks ago. Add Comment
Tuesday, 18 March 2008
Instead of status updates I should post current occupation. Today it would read "Duck-sitter".

By AlanCalvert 5 months ago. Add Comment
Me:"I'm not good at reading these things, but does this uncomfortable silence mean you want me to kiss you?" Her:"I should go home now"

By AlanCalvert 5 months ago. Add Comment
Saturday, 15 March 2008
Oh yeah, that's why I don't pay attention to lyrics. Damn you Violent Femmes!

By AlanCalvert 5 months, 1 week ago. Add Comment
Saturday, 8 March 2008
Me: 'How adventurous are you feeling?' Kid: 'Very!' Me: 'Good, I tried to make soup'

By AlanCalvert 5 months, 2 weeks ago. Add Comment
Friday, 7 March 2008
Smiting Ants. http://definr.com/smite

By AlanCalvert 5 months, 2 weeks ago. Add Comment
Thursday, 6 March 2008
I think I'll start calling everyone "Friend" in order to sound more mature and knowledgeable... like every other asshat that does that.

By AlanCalvert 5 months, 2 weeks ago. Add Comment
oops! Took a late afternoon nap. Look out 1am and not able to sleep, here I come.

By AlanCalvert 5 months, 2 weeks ago. Add Comment
Wednesday, 5 March 2008
Strangely productive day. Am awaiting Fate to throw some catastrophe my way to add "balance" to my life.

By AlanCalvert 5 months, 2 weeks ago. Add Comment
Monday, 3 March 2008
Thomas Hawk favorited 14 of my shots from a photowalk in PDX. Unknown when (or if) my perma-grin will fade.

By AlanCalvert 5 months, 3 weeks ago. Add Comment
Wednesday, 27 February 2008
Wow! Just got an actual Snail Mail chain letter just now. How quaint.

By AlanCalvert 5 months, 3 weeks ago. Add Comment
I'm not quite sure which gives me more joy, being a help or a pest.

By AlanCalvert 5 months, 3 weeks ago. Add Comment
Tuesday, 26 February 2008
Immobilized for past 36 hours (or so) with food poisoning. Nearly back to normal. (but not enough to create decent post)

By AlanCalvert 5 months, 3 weeks ago. Add Comment
Monday, 25 February 2008
The 4 foot long ass wipe mark I found on the carpet this morning makes me think the kitty didn't approve of my vacuuming last night.

By AlanCalvert 5 months, 4 weeks ago. Add Comment
Friday, 22 February 2008
Apparently eggs cook faster if I turn the burner on.

By AlanCalvert 6 months ago. Add Comment
Monday, 18 February 2008
Several dozen products to make my tires clean and shiny, but not a single one to inflate and fix my flat. Thanks a lot Kmart.

By AlanCalvert 6 months ago. Add Comment
Sunday, 17 February 2008
Despite being in my own house and bed, I wasn't quite sure where I was, when the alarm woke me this morning, but mostly knew who I was.

By AlanCalvert 6 months ago. Add Comment
Saturday, 16 February 2008
I'm also thinking of having a CHF&SB (Cold Hard Floor & Stale Bagel)

By AlanCalvert 6 months, 1 week ago. Add Comment
Thinking of starting a C&B (Couch and Breakfast).

By AlanCalvert 6 months, 1 week ago. Add Comment
Wednesday, 13 February 2008
my step-mom: "We are trying to get rid of left overs....some leftovers need to be fed to the fox and cougar"

By AlanCalvert 6 months, 1 week ago. Add Comment

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