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Sunday, 7 December 2008
My Favorite Altered State of Mind is Sleep.

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Thursday, 7 August 2008
Combo of teaching Mom to save photos from email/web while using 2.7k connection has made me a zombie.

By AlanCalvert 11 months ago Add Comment
Friday, 18 July 2008
Just discovered a bowl of lentil soup in the microwave. I'm pretty sure it's from last night. Is it left overs if I never started it?

By AlanCalvert 11 months, 2 weeks ago Add Comment
Thursday, 19 June 2008
Joy of Joys, coffee and watering flowers in the morning sun.

By AlanCalvert 1 year ago Add Comment
Thursday, 8 May 2008
Warmed and nearly ate expired corn-dogs yesterday. Need to somehow reconcile my worry of wasting food and my sense of self-preservation.

By AlanCalvert 1 year, 1 month ago Add Comment
Tuesday, 6 May 2008
Note to self: Always check the vendor license before buying "Artisan Chocolate Fudge" at the Grower's Market.

By AlanCalvert 1 year, 1 month ago Add Comment
There's nothing quite like new socks in the morning. They feel like victory. Yeah... Victory Socks.

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Saturday, 3 May 2008
I inhaled a bug whilst bicycling three hours ago. I'm pretty sure it's still trying to escape.

By AlanCalvert 1 year, 2 months ago Add Comment
Was told by a 9yr old that if I want to keep my girlfriend I'd better get a job, because "that's how girlfriends work".

By AlanCalvert 1 year, 2 months ago Add Comment
Sunday, 27 April 2008
friend: "ooh yay. (husband) is here with popsicles, cigs and vanity fair. gotta go heal!"

By AlanCalvert 1 year, 2 months ago Add Comment
Monday, 31 March 2008
I love the look on people's faces when I say I've never read "To Kill A Mockingbird".

By AlanCalvert 1 year, 3 months ago Add Comment
Tuesday, 25 March 2008
Friend to me "You're reading to each other?!? I thought you were going to take it slow?"

By AlanCalvert 1 year, 3 months ago Add Comment
Tuesday, 18 March 2008
Instead of status updates I should post current occupation. Today it would read "Duck-sitter".

By AlanCalvert 1 year, 3 months ago Add Comment
Me:"I'm not good at reading these things, but does this uncomfortable silence mean you want me to kiss you?" Her:"I should go home now"

By AlanCalvert 1 year, 3 months ago Add Comment
Saturday, 15 March 2008
Oh yeah, that's why I don't pay attention to lyrics. Damn you Violent Femmes!

By AlanCalvert 1 year, 3 months ago Add Comment
Saturday, 8 March 2008
Me: 'How adventurous are you feeling?' Kid: 'Very!' Me: 'Good, I tried to make soup'

By AlanCalvert 1 year, 3 months ago Add Comment
Friday, 7 March 2008
Smiting Ants. http://definr.com/smite

By AlanCalvert 1 year, 3 months ago Add Comment
Thursday, 6 March 2008
I think I'll start calling everyone "Friend" in order to sound more mature and knowledgeable... like every other asshat that does that.

By AlanCalvert 1 year, 4 months ago Add Comment
oops! Took a late afternoon nap. Look out 1am and not able to sleep, here I come.

By AlanCalvert 1 year, 4 months ago Add Comment
Wednesday, 5 March 2008
Strangely productive day. Am awaiting Fate to throw some catastrophe my way to add "balance" to my life.

By AlanCalvert 1 year, 4 months ago Add Comment

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